Casserole

<html> <body> <h1>The Beginning</h1> <h2>12/15/2017</h2> <p1 style="color: gold">Casserole-<br>noun:<br>a kind of stew or side dish that is cooked slowly in an oven.<br>verb:<br>cook (food) slowly in a casserole.</p1> <br> <p2>Feel free to play music and narrations at the same time.</p2> <p3>music</p3> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1ragzfODpChdZ_A7e_deuuKxGQtvdsxQA"></audio> <p4 style="color: red">narration</p4> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1Cb0zGNtrm3DtURTOmaEwfb3G5nydd-83"></audio> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/39/62/09/396209afb566f2eabc0c7e3a2486f693.jpg" alt="Related image"> <p7>Who do you wish to inhabit?</p7> <p5>[[Michael]]-------------[[Trudy]]</p5> <img src="http://www.jewworldorder.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/419e967646347a95de376fb669f94024.jpg" alt="Related image"> <p6>[[Wayne]]-------------------------Judy</p6> <img src="https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/640/media/images/70546000/jpg/_70546464_rockwellkids.jpg" alt="Image result for norman rockwell children"> </body> </html>

<html> <body> <h1>Origin Story</h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1Y3gXTlN6oywSjZkDPWT8YZhNCyLmB7Q7"></audio> <img src="https://cpb-us-e1.wpmucdn.com/sites.psu.edu/dist/2/22581/files/2015/09/60s-marvel-blockbusters.jpg" alt="Image result for 50's comic book collage"</img> <img src="https://fiftieswesterns.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/stagecoach.jpg" alt="Image result for 50's westerns"</img> <img src="http://best-sci-fi-books.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pulp.png" alt="Image result for 50's space hero"</img> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7f/cb/84/7fcb84db03ce32f20be1bb51ce277fbe--photography-kids-black-white-photography.jpg" alt="Related image"</image> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1qfSjvslEBeGdHe5eoERlgFFozQpZn3su"></audio> [[Get back to work, Michael.]] </body> </html>

<h1>12/15/2017</h1> <h2>2:00 pm</h2> <p2>music</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1yvoDwQ0gfg4AyT1DBUC1a3qyHEJEFhGK"></audio> <p1 style="color: red">narration</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1SGwOptDo26rFrkKzZL3NVYT9MVL9HxFt"></audio> <img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OZegbVotr-I/hqdefault.jpg" alt="Related image"</image> <img src="https://static-communitytable.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ree-drummond-pioneer-thanksgiving-ftr.jpg" alt="Related image"</image> <img src="https://cdn-pauladeen-com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/paulascookieswap_blog_header_921x556.png" alt="Image result for paula deen cooking"</image> [[Change the channel.]]

<h1>Life is Suffering</h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=130hCdMFd4HVml-nGplnxqrooqGACwW4U"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1EbOAl57PtNCEItgFl59ApA62t_5xujtD"></audio> <img src="https://www.onemagazine.es/fotos/1/deepweb1.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://thecustomizewindows.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Deep-Web-Dark-Web-To-Fight-With-Mass-Surveillance.png" alt="Image result for the dark web articles"</img> <img src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W4WNpmy4Znw/Vvwut0scRKI/AAAAAAABnQk/P0x5bHY_fNc_5xSpb3p86RM2DPIjN3zaA/s640/0%255B1%255D.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/ad/67/bcad6754f46d9ae1decf888bce4a7123.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/236x/14/21/c5/1421c506913d4f05d57ee595a5f3e973--spiritual-quotes-geometric-art.jpg" alt="Image result for alien spirituality"</img> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/bf/6d/2ebf6d5bf32fed7d1475415684ad575f.gif" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://i2.wp.com/www.personalchallenges.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/no-technology.jpg?resize=327%2C275" alt="Related image"</img> [[First Noble Truth]]

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<h>12/15/2017</h> <h1>10:00 am</h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1whJU4cO6vSc8TDc-3WmPinIln0z08ko9"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1BfxhwDO3AbSR9wBUGkaWND5a6GyuVIoF"></audio> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/236x/c1/7d/ed/c17ded46350f3c42b582f3bfbb0dd48c--office-art-the-office.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrwvdllzCkpHd9gb1lUMdeVIRBzw09tHbzO-tilw4uMMAVBQGo5w" alt="Image result for charts and graphs"</img> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ec/7e/16/ec7e16473d85407d61fec24d4cdab85a--coworker-gift-ideas-mugs.jpg" alt="Image result for world's greatest co-worker"</img> [[Is Denise having a good day?]]

<h1>Denise</h1> <p7>music</p7> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1O7KhsXW3lWPAdnfT6V2QRbwDiTed3hDw"></audio> <img src="https://alivingbalance.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/frazzled-woman-cartoon.jpg" alt="Related image"/> <p5 style="color: red">narration</p5> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=15oPr4fM5ETZuj4Q8nGeyyQXeAW-6leFz"></audio> <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Butterscotch-Candies.jpg/250px-Butterscotch-Candies.jpg" alt="Image result for butterscotch"</img> <p1>You: How goes it Denise?</p1> <p2>Denise: Michael, may I confide something?</p2> <p3>You: Why, sure.</p3> <p4>Denise: I was in the break room the other day, and I could have sworn I felt a hand pinch my rump as the new boss walked by with his coffee.</p4> <p6 style="color: red">narration</p6> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1UJuivsZKHEaSkm68AZRjxbRukrP6O1Wf"></audio> <img src="https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1zPkrJFXXXXXTaXXXq6xXFXXXE/24-large-TOP-dog-art-painting-Border-Collie-dog-OIL-painting-100-handpainted-art-accept-custom.jpg" alt="Image result for border collie painting"</img> [[Is Craig having a good day?]]

<h1>Craig</h1> <p6 style="color: red">narration</p6> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1_TeIXeFGriFpdTJRCeQQvbZ0A69Y_oJM"></audio> <p1>Craig: She said I could have it.</p1> <p2>You: Are you having a good day Craig?</p2> <p3>Craig: Brought the new boss the wrong coffee. He kinda lost his shit.</p3> <p4>You: Really, what happened?</p4> <p5>Craig: Well not really. He just kinda sighed, called me a little boy, and told me to get back to work.</p5> <p7 style="color: red">narration</p7> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1MkYq1qF-4afil1B-1jI_iNFzJE0aiJ44"></audio> [[Is Ahmed having a good day?]]

<h1>Ahmed</h1> <p3 style="color: red">narration</p3> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1FUOoi1G4J1VJQKsqk5kw0MDiSlJ3YnVS"></audio> <p1>You: So, what do you think of the new boss?</p1> <p2>Ahmed: The other day I was helping him clean a porn virus off of his computer and I found a Google search for "How do I know if my co-worker is a terrorist?"</p2> <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdo49iOZqPiKilwUHSn2quzVuMbaj1XV4iDs3rNBB7JBAPKNfu" alt="Image result for indian turban"</img> [[Talk to the new boss.]]

<h1>The New Boss</h1> <p1 style="color: red">narration</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=148tGL0fh-lsBKlFDVX1wVYs6-JcTV9gg"></audio> [[You say:]]

<p1>You: Help me.</p1> <p2>The New Boss: That's it. I quit. You people are losers.</p2> <p3 style="color: red">narration</p3> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1vOydTYN0D5pBfdK4TNHaObDLM-3Khfxs"></audio> [[Head home for dinner.]]

<h1>8:3. . . . . . . . . </h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1oAJCStz_HR0FFiX452bVI_LvhOCqfi9c"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1MzEJus42ismw_UdN_Da4wvPlC7lUMl8q"></audio> <img src="https://cdn0.wideopencountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-25-at-2.12.19-PM.png" alt="Image result for a ton of booze"</img> <img src="https://businessjournaldaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lit-sip-and-paint.jpg" alt="Image result for lit"</img> [[Third Noble Truth]]

<h1>12/15/2017</h1> <h2>7:30 am</h2> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=16fZ_QTyxXnQKNEcozmWThE-7A6Q25Nzu"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=12Bx5uIgOzG2Q6NsNZduocClBzGZfo_0o"></audio> <img src="https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/34017f8f-e906-49b7-a002-77bd4789ca18/svn/alpine-garden-statues-gem170-64_1000.jpg" alt="Image result for buddha"</img> <img src="https://mindfulnessexercises.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Binaural-Beats-Sleep-Meditation-Root-Chakra-Activation-Music.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/bf/6d/2ebf6d5bf32fed7d1475415684ad575f.gif" alt="Related image"</img> [[Second Noble Truth]]

<h1>12/15/5017</h1> <h2>9:00:45:15:86:34:12 am</h2> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1vgOadrBuEy5yIBujaJAkbBfUQK21dEWy"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1CfCfYfxUvC7rCpasuh_sQ-HRC__u--u5"></audio> <img src="https://metaprocess.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/the-door-at-the-end-of-the-universe.jpg" alt="Image result for magic door to universe"</img> [[Fourth Noble Truth]]

<h1>.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................</h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1OjBfEvdnFjhQGYHgI-d0zXHOjFzqQup9"></audio> [[Nirvana]]

<h1>11:30 am</h1> <p1 style="color: red">narration</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1u-_diWSZZ-3Eh4esk1qgTuplaBFTzCij"></audio> <img src="https://www.zenivers.ro/media/ce_reprezint%C4%83_terapia_cu_imagini_%C5%9Fi-cum_ne_putem_folosi_de_ea.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> [[Speak the Mantra]]

<h1>4:00 pm</h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1QHhhYvVvCqg-YyFIf409_drYgzX-i9Yc"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1YZg2Fqsnm5FjUVQCK3ykSh-peO_EU5ol"></audio> <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Lawandorder01.jpg" alt="Image result for law and order"</img> <img src="https://assets.televizier.nl/upload/m/t/making-a-murderer-20168.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://mintandcottoncandyfrost.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/my-strange-addiction.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> <img src="https://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/images/2018/03/hoarders-logo.jpg" alt="Image result for hoarders show"</img> <img src="https://images4.persgroep.net/rcs/QCpHViSTkNJf49sdmKp-lAv-fs8/diocontent/113980624/_crop/32/0/849/479/_fitwidth/763?appId=2dc96dd3f167e919913d808324cbfeb2&quality=0.8" alt="Related image"</img> [[Keep watching television]]

<h1>4:46 pm</h1> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1oN4nbJgsa6VCjwkbLXYfoMBSFySGmvzP"></audio> <p2 style="color: red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=12RkSRZzX8Wdtrg2q21VxpBwL2KCZ9ppI"></audio> <img src="https://www.york.ac.uk/media/study/courses/undergraduate/education/hero-psychology-in-education-1600.png" alt="Image result for psychology"</img> <img src="https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7165/6499278813_073e99d7bd_b.jpg" alt="Image result for library painting"</img> <img src="https://envisioningtheamericandream.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/education-college-lorette-fashions-swscan06273.jpg" alt="Image result for 1950's college girls"</img> <img src="https://envisioningtheamericandream.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/magazine-cover-sat-eve-post-crop-57-swscan09409.jpg" alt="Related image"</img> [[Go to the supermarket.]]

<h1>5:14 pm</h2> <p1>music</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1ragzfODpChdZ_A7e_deuuKxGQtvdsxQA"></audio> <p2 style="color:red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1yV1V5DsxEGVmBGD2YzPblrrRK3BQsxkj"></audio> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Fredmeyer_edit_1.jpg/1024px-Fredmeyer_edit_1.jpg" alt="Image result for supermarket painting"</img> [[Thank Joe.]]

<h1>5:16 pm</h1> <p1>You: Hey stranger, I never got a chance to thank you for the lawn.</p1> <p2>Joe: Well, are you going to?<br>You: (laugh)<br>Joe: (laughs) Any time neighbbor.<br>You: How's Janice?<br>Joe: Oh, she's at her sister's house.<br>You: Oh, gotcha. I know how it is.Me and Mi chael, you know. We've had our differences.<br>Joe: (nods)<br>You: Well, If you ever need somebody to talk to. One of us actually finished their psychology degree. (smile)<br>Joe: (smiles) Watch it.<br>You: (laugh) See ya later Joe.<br>Joe: Nice seein' ya.</p2> <p2 style="color:red">narration</p2> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1F8lkboBybRbroYojjyHgVyG1vRh3Bgjj"></audio> [[Make the casserole]]

<h1>5:34 pm</h1> <h2 style="color: gold">Casserole</h2> <p1 style="color: gold">-potatoes<br>-ham<br>-noodles<br>-canned tuna<br>-an egg<br>-cheese<br>-Doritoes<br><br>350 degrees for 45 min.</p1> [[Time to feed the troops.]]

<h1>You: FUCK!</h1> <h2>Substitute: Get the hell up out this classroom!</h2> [[Zen out in ISS until your at home.]]

<h1 style="color: red">Bullshit</h1> <p1 style="color: red">narration</p1> <audio controls> <source src="https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=19er8BVI0LtF12A37Pzm_WhM1_ocQlCiY"></audio> [[Feed the troops, Trudy]]

<h1>12/15/2017</h1> <h2>6:30 pm</h2> <p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1> [[Complement your wife's nasty casserole.]] [[Exhaustedly ask that somebody talk about something.]] [[Tell your wife this casserole tastes like shit.]]

<h1>12/15/2017</h1> <h2>6:30 pm</h2> <p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1> [[Tell your family you feel one with them and the universe.]] [[Tell them about the substitute.]] [[Tell you mom her casserole tastes like shit.]]

<h1>12/15/2017</h1> <h2>6:30 pm</h2> <p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1> [[Tell your family you worked really hard on this casserole because you love them so much.]] [[Joke about how nasty the casserole is.]] [[Tell your family that Joe had to mow the lawn this summer because they are all lazy assess.]]

<h1>You: Honey, this casserole is delicious.</h1> <p1>Wayne: Bullshit!<br>Judy: (laughs hystarically)<br>Trudy: (Rolls her eyes at everyone)</p1> [[Praise Wayne for being outspoken.]] [[Admit that it's not so great.]] [[Call your kids ungreatfull shits.]]

<h1>You: Can one of you just talk about your day?<h1> <p1>Trudy: Honey, why don't you tell us about your day?<br>Kids: Yeah, dad.</p1> [[Tell them you stood up to the new boss.]] [[Just start drooling.]] [[Tell your wife to shut up.]]

<h1>You: Honey, this casserole tastes like shit.</h1> <p1>Trudy:(bursts into tears)<br>Wayne: I think its fine Mom. It's got Doritoes on it.<br>Judy: (burps) It's a little better coming out.<br>Everyone: (laughs)</p1> [[Apologize and say the casserole is great.]] [[Admit it's somewhat edible.]] [[Tell your son he likes Doritoes because he's a pothead.]]

<h1>You: I put a lot of love into this casserole just for y'all.</h1> <p1>Judy: It tastes like shit.<br>Wayne: (laughs hysterically)<br>Michael: At least there's melted cheese on it.</p1> [[Apologize for not preparing for dinner sooner.]] [[Tell them you didn't major in culinary.]] [[Call Michael a pussy for letting the kids treat you this way.]]

<h1>You: Sorry this casserole is so white trash y'all.</h1> <p1>Wayne: (laughs)<br>Judy: I think its dope.<br>Michael: Nice and cheesy (laughs)</p1> [[Agree that it's dope.]] [[Ask how everyone's day was.]] [[Profess your love for Joe, the neighbor.]]

<h1>You: Our neighbor, Joe, mowed the lawn this summer because y'all are so fucking lazy!</h1> <p1>Michael: Thank god somebody's tending your lawn.<br>Kids: (laugh hysterically)</p1> [[Apologize.]] [[Laugh hysterically.]] [[Slap your husband.]]

<h1>You: I feel so connected with the universe and y'all. I love you all so much.</h1> <p1>Michael: Honey, you studied psychology. What's the diagnosis?<br>Trudy: Wayne sweetie, we want you to know we will accept you know matter what.<br>Judy: (laughs hysterically)</p1> [[Tell them you forgive their misunderstanding just as Buddha would.]] [[Tell them there's nothing wrong with you.]] [[Tell them you have risen to higher conciousness than them.]]

<h1>You: My substitute called me a school shooter today. So, I yelled the f-word and she sent me to ISS.</h1> <p1>Michael: What a bitch.<br>Trudy: Substitute teachers have no business diagnosing anybody, or doing any job.</p1> [[Tell them you appreciate their empathy and understanding.]] [[Tell your family you've gotten really interested in Buddhism.]] [[Tell your parents they need to center their chi and be more forgiving of your substitute.]]

<h1>This casserole tastes like shit</h1> <p1>Trudy: You smell like shit.<br>Judy: He smells like pot.<br>Michael: (laughs hysterically)</p1> [[Apologize to your mom.]] [[Tell them you're high and you don't know what you're saying.]] [[Leave and go to the party.]]

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<h1> Sorry, honey anything's edible with melted cheese.</h1>

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